As he plays in the tub with Buzz and Spiderman; "you want a fight? why don't you go pick on someone that is your size and my size too?!"
"Dad, why are you not closing your eyes and going to bed?!" He wasn't even in the same room so I responded with, "I am!" He says, "Dad... then why are the lights still on. I think you're reading a book." "Go to bed!"
"If you finish all of your dinner you can have a cookie too Dad!"
"When you say that you'll think about it, it always means that you are just taking a long time to say no."
"You're squishing my peanuts!" I had no idea what he was talking about, we were having a tickle war at the moment, so I responded "your peanuts... what are you talking about?" "Dad! You're squishing my peanuts!" Ohhhhhh, you're penis!? "Yeah... you're squishing my peanuts."
Ridiculous.
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